Here's the EOTT piece.
The funniest bit is in the combox, however:
It's possible to meet a traditional Catholic woman who is also smoking hot. Most of them are from the Philippines. But hey, that's just me. It was my son from a prior union who said it best: "Dad, for a guy like you, you sure found yourself a babe." He's right, and I probably don't deserve her. The only way to meet Mrs Right is to be Mr Right.
Mr Right's photo shows a plump, grey-bearded, non-Filipino dude.